inneskeeper:

cryptotheism:

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn’t talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied “I bear the child of a great spirit” as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

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egirlbutternubs:

cryptotheism:

If dracula busted inside you he’d call it a screampie or some shit

He’d say im gonna edraculate

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cryptidchiroptera:

tekkengundamdykefag:

slimegirlwarlock:

miss-wizard:

dunmertitty:

t boy. t girl. t shirt. t rex.

more

t pain.

T. Hanks

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oneheadtoanother:

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vedurnan-archive:

themuppetmasterencyclopedia:

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Goodnight

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

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shezasag:

hotvampireadjacent:

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hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

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knocking on doors in bloodborne

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holythefirm-deactivated20230530:

your resume looks great and you’d be a good fit for this job but we saw that you posted an edit of britney spears dancing really fast in circles set to like a bjork or arca song or something and we don’t want stuff like that here

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hikarunogo:

mondo-grosso:

nohopenohopenohope:

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Omg he’s literally me

hes so cool

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